Friday, September 8, 2017

Darlington Results - Ruling on Hamlin's Encumbered Win - 3 More Get Locked IN!!!!


We have a little controversy in our 2nd to last race until the Chase, but NASCAR has presented a new scenario to us that isn't clearly covered in our rules with this whole encumbered win thing.

After a lengthy discussion on Doc Beef's Birthday, the Rules Committee has come back with a ruling on the Hamlin Encumbered win.

The 3 that chose Hamlin WILL get credit for the win, so congratulation to Dust, Skid and Chonk for all locking into the Chase this year!  However, they will get the 25 point deduction and will not be eligible for the 3 Bonus Points that usually come with earning a race win.  We will have a variance on the points standings on the site and reality so I hope you have all been paying attention.

You can bet that an encumbered win will not count next year, but this ruling in my opinion is fair and the right call for our League this year.  Thank you Rules Committee and Happy Birthday Beef!

Where does that leave us going into the last race before the Chase???

LOCKED IN:  CHASE HEALTH

Shepard Racing - 3 Wins, Tied for 1st, and 16+ Bonus Points.  Shepard is a Front Runner for sure!
Spinning Wheels - 1 win, tied for 1st, 7+ Bonus Points, locked in the week and looking like a top contender!
Fast Wheels - 4 wins, Running 4th, and 20+ Bonus Points, these rookies are definitely in the mix and have to also be favorites to take this thing home!
Eat My Dust Enterprises - 3 wins, running 5th, 7+ Bonus Points, locked in this week and has plenty of top drivers left!
Skidmarks - 2 wins, running 6th, 12+ Bonus Points, 27 points ahead of 9th and locked in this week!
High Speed Pursuit - 3 wins, in 8th place by 18 points, 12+ Bonus Points, he will need to hold off some desperate teams who will no doubt be throwing everything they have to get into the Elite 8.
Chonk Motorsports - 3 wins and 36 points out of the Elite 8... locked in this week and the Hamlin penalty will make it tough for him to be eligible for Bonus points, but he is in the Chase!
Dr Beef Motorsports - 3 Wins and will be coasting into the chase with no Bonus Points but with plenty of top drivers left.
Ideal Racing - 3 wins and is also coasting into the Chase.

LOOKING LIKE A LOCK: CHASE HEALTH

Lets Go Racing Boys - 2 wins, running 3rd, 11+ Bonus Points, 54 points ahead of 9th it would take a very unfortunate but unlikely scenario to keep her out of the Chase.
Rusty Truck - 2 wins, running 7th, 13+ Bonus Points, 36 points ahead of 9th

STILL HAVE A PULSE: CHASE HEALTH

Kiss The Wall Racing - 2 wins and 23 points out of the Elite 8... 1 to go and still has 2 options on how he can get in... Needs a strong week in Richmond and some luck but it still could be worse.
Fat Penguin - 18 points out of the Elite 8... will need a strong showing in Richmond and a lot of luck.

NEED A MIRACLE: CHASE HEALTH


Graziano Motorsports - 0 wins and 56 points away from the Elite 8... he's not mathematically eliminated but he definitely needs a miracle.


OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED: CHASE HEALTH

Retired Rudd Fan - Tough season for one of this year's Rookies.  She just never got it going this year, but we hope she'll be back again for another try.
Piston Pumpin' Racing -  Team Piston had a good start this year but quickly fell behind and never regained their form.
Sexy Chicken - This rookie had it going on early but a back to back 1 point finish and DQ kicked him off track and he never recovered.  Better luck next year you Sexy Chicken!

OTHER RAMBLINGS:

Richmond tomorrow night and our last race before the Chase!

We currently have 9 teams locked in and 2 not-locked-in teams occupying spots in the Elite 8.  So it looks like we could have between 11 and 13 teams battling it out for all the marbles.

I personally will be hoping for a miracle to get myself in, but in reality even if I get it I won't have any top drivers to choose in order to move on.  It will be fun to see what strategies everyone chooses at Richmond and how it will all play out in the final regular season race.  There is still plenty to play for in Richmond, so strap yourselves in and drive until you hear glass and smell sh*t amigos!

Cheers!

Fat Penguin

Friday, August 25, 2017

Bristol Results - Kyle Busch Wins Again Dammit! Kenseth was TOP PICK - CHASE HEALTH UPDATE with 2 to GOOOOO!!!!!


Bristol was our 3rd to last race before the Chase begins and Fast and Graziano had the TOP PICK of Kenseth.  Kenseth won stage 2 and grabs Fast another nice Bonus Point for the Chase.  Graziano most likely will not be in the running for Bonus Points this year.  So no huge news there, but with just 2 races to go the CHASE HEALTH picture is a lot more clear after Bristol.

LOCKED IN:  CHASE HEALTH

Shepard Racing - 3 Wins, Tied for #1, and 16+ Bonus Points.  Shepard is a Front Runner for sure!
Fast Wheels - 4 wins, Running 3rd, and 20+ Bonus Points, these rookies are definitely in the mix and have to also be favorites to take this thing home!
High Speed Pursuit - 3 wins, in 8th place by 29 points, 12+ Bonus Points, he will need to hold off some desperate teams who will no doubt be throwing everything they have to get into the Elite 8.
Dr Beef Motorsports - 3 Wins, Bonus points aren't completely out of the question, but most likely are... 66 points away from the Elite 8.
Ideal Racing - 3 wins, He started Dibenetto last week so his strategy is clear... hell I can't even spell it right... Dibenedetto.

LOOKING LIKE A LOCK: CHASE HEALTH

Spinning Wheels - 1 win, tied for 1st, 7+ Bonus Points, 80 points ahead of the 9th place team
Lets Go Racing Boys - 2 wins, running 4th, 11+ Bonus Points, 56 points ahead of 9th
Eat My Dust Enterprises - 2 wins, running 5th, 7+ Bonus Points, 44 points ahead of 9th
Skidmarks - 2 wins, running 6th, 12+ Bonus Points, 38 points ahead of 9th
Rusty Truck - 2 wins, running 7th, 13+ Bonus Points, 36 points ahead of 9th

STILL HAVE A PULSE: CHASE HEALTH

Kiss The Wall Racing - 2 wins and 30 points out of the Elite 8... 2 to go and has 2 options on how he can get in... it could be worse.
Chonk Motorsports - 2 wins and 36 points out of the Elite 8... same situation as Kiss.
Fat Penguin - 1 win and 29 points out of the Elite 8... I wonder if Pursuit will take bribes and start Jeffrey Earnhardt for us.

NEED A MIRACLE: CHASE HEALTH

Retired Rudd Fan - 0 wins and 67 points away from the Elite 8... she needs a miracle.
Graziano Motorsports - 0 wins and 73 points away from the Elite 8... he needs a miracle.
Piston Pumpin' Racing -  1 win and 99 points out... they need 2 wins which would be a miracle.
Sexy Chicken - 1 win and 105 points out - he needs 2 wins which would also be a miracle.

OTHER RAMBLINGS:

Looks like we have Hurricane Harvey weekend off and Darlington will be 2 Sundays from now.

I always hope for all teams to make the Chase, but this is the time of year where reality sets in... While nobody has been officially eliminated, I think some teams including your own commish, Fkt Penguin, are ready to use up all their stuff and throw that last Hail Mary to try to get into the Chase.  We all know those plans seldom work and we will start to see some eliminations next week.

I'm still hoping for a miracle as I am sure you all are as well...

On the flip side and on the side that really matters, we will see more teams get locked in and the playoff picture will start to appear.  Congrats to those locked in and to those who are still looking strong.  Getting in is one thing, but how do you move on to each round will be the focus once you get are in.

Who do you think will take it all this year?  I'm interested to hear from you mofos.

Good luck in Darlington 10 days from now!

Cheers!

Fat Penguin


Friday, August 18, 2017

Michigan Results - Lots of Shuffling - 3 To Go!


Same situation as last week, but 11 teams in reach of the Elite 8 this week.  Look at all that GREEN on the BONUS Points... but only 2 of those teams sit in the Elite 8.

3 races to go... do you save, push hard, pray, or just curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep with a Fat Penguin?

Bristol tomorrow night.

Good luck everyone!

Cheers!

Fat Penguin

Friday, August 11, 2017

Watkins Glen Results - Suarez was Top Pick - 4 to Go!


Congrats to Shepard, Pursuit and Rudd for the Stage 2 win!  Still just 5 teams locked in and 11 to 12 teams battling for the Elite 8!  6 Teams have 2 wins and are looking to lock in ASAP... sadly if you don't have Kyle Busch or Truex Jr. left it doesn't look good to get another win...

Good luck in Michigan!

Cheers!

Fat Penguin

Friday, August 4, 2017

Pocono Results - We are Bunching Up!


Quick update to day everyone... look at all those teams within striking distance of the Elite 8 and those Bonus Points for the Chase!  I think you all know what your Chase Health is and what you need to do to get in playoffs this year... The year of the Penguin maybe 2018...

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Indy Results - Shepard Takes Race Winner Kahne and Locks Himself In!!!!!! Spinning Takes the Lead!


The Brickyard 400 was dominated by Kyle Busch during Stages 1 & 2, but early on in Stage 3 Truex ended any hope of the 18 getting his 1st win of the year by wrecking both of the strongest cars out of the race.  Kahne took advantage and took home the checkered flag and got Shepard his 3rd win of the season to lock his arse in!  He also moves up a spot to 2nd just 4 points out of the top spot.  Plus 3 bonus points for the Chase.  Simple game.  Congratulations Shepard!!!

Kyle Busch grabbed Rusty, Lets Go, Pursuit and Chicken 2 Bonus Points for winning Stage 1 & 2, but only Rusty and Lets Go are currently in the Elite 8.  Kyle earned 23 points for his strong early performance so it could have been much worse.

Spinning took McMurray who earned 27 points and Fast took Johnson who earned only 12 points... meaning that we have a new leader ladies and gentlemen.  Spinning moves up a spot to the top while Fast drops 3 to 4th.  Congrats Spinning!  I know Fast will rebound this week in the Poconos.

With 6 races to go before the Chase, the picture is getting clearer.   We have 5 teams locked in and only 2 are in the Elite 8.  6 more teams have 2 wins and will be looking to get locked in during the next 6 races while battling for those potential Bonus Points.  The question is will you use all of your stuff getting to the playoffs?  Lets check on your CHASE HEALTH:

 CHASE HEALTH


2nd Place Shepard       - 3 wins and is locked in!
4th Place Fast Wheels - 4 wins and are locked in!
9th Place Pursuit         - 3 wins and is locked in!
11th Place Beef           - 3 wins and is locked in!
12th Place Ideal          - 4 wins and is locked in!
1st Place Spinning     - 1 win
3rd Place Dust             - 2 wins
5th Place Skidmarks   - 2 wins
6th Place Rusty           - 2 wins
7th Place Lets Go       - 2 wins
8th Place Kiss             - 2 wins

CHASE HEALTH


CHASE HEALTH

13th Place Chonk        - 95 points out of the Elite 8 and 2 wins

CHASE HEALTH



CHASE HEALTH

10th Place Penguin    -23 points out of the Elite 8 and 1 win

CHASE HEALTH

14th Place Piston       - 96 points out of the Elite 8 1 win
15th Place Rudd        - 100 points out of the Elite 8 with 0 wins
16th Place Graziano  - 122 points out of the Elite 8 with 0 wins
17th Place Chicken   - 125 points out of the Elite 8 with 1 win


Good luck tomorrow at Pocono!

Cheers!

Fat Penguin

Thursday, July 20, 2017

New Hampshire Results - Hamlin Gets a Huge Win



LARSON PENALTY UPDATE:  It looks like Rusty got hit with the Larson penalty and NASCAR granted him 8 race points for the Kentucky race... I had him 1st in the standings on the spreadsheet, but on further review the site updated his points to reflect the penalty shown on NASCAR.COM.  Sorry Rusty.

RACE RECAP:

Wow!  Hamlin was solid all day and dominated late in the race to take New Hampshire away from Larson and Truex.  Defending Champ Beef and 2007 Champ Pursuit (who DQ'd last week and lost his 2nd Truex Pick) are now the 3rd and 4th teams to lock into the Chase!!!!!  Congrats fellas!

Rusty and Penguin get a stage Bonus Point for Truex winning Stage 1 and Graziano gets a Bonus Point for Kyle Busch winning Stage 2.  They needed their drivers to come through with the win, but it beats a kick in the nads...

OTHER RAMBLINGS:

Brickyard 400 this week on Sunday... a lot of us need lots of help with 7 races to go!  Time to put the pedal to the metal boys and girls!!!

Good Luck to All!

Cheers!

Fat Penguin

CHASE HEALTH Update:

 CHASE HEALTH

1st Place Fast Wheels - 4 wins and are locked in!
11th Place Ideal          - 4 wins and is locked in!
9th Place Pursuit         - 3 wins and is locked in!
10th Place Beef           - 3 wins and is locked in!
2nd Place Spinning     - 1 win
3rd Place Dust             - 2 wins
3rd Place Skidmarks   - 2 wins
5th Place Shepard       - 2 wins
6th Place Rusty           - 2 wins
7th Place Lets Go       - 2 wins
8th Place Kiss             - 2 wins

CHASE HEALTH


CHASE HEALTH

16th Place Chonk        - 2 wins

CHASE HEALTH



CHASE HEALTH

11th Place Penguin    -37 points out of the Elite 8 and 1 win

CHASE HEALTH

13th Place Piston       - 78 points out of the Elite 8 1 win
14th Place Rudd        - 91 points out of the Elite 8 with 0 wins
16th Place Chicken   - 118 points out of the Elite 8 with 1 win
17th Place Graziano  - 126 points out of the Elite 8 with 0 wins